Funny Cat Jokes For Kids
Q. What do cats read in the morning? A. Mewspapers!
Q. There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left? A. None. They were all copy cats!
Q. What is a cat’s favourite color? A. Purrr-ple
Q. What game did the cat like to play with the mouse? A. Catch!
Q. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? A. To the mewseum.
Q. What kind of cats like to go bowling? A. Alley cats!
Q. Why do cats make terrible story tellers? A. They only have one tail.
Q. What do cats eat for breakfast? A. Mice Crispies.
Q. Why did the cat run away from the tree? A. Because it was afraid of the bark!
Q. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? A. Because he’s always spotted.
Q: What is a cat’s favorite color? A: Purrr-ple
Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross? A: A first-aid Kit.
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing’ taxi cabs!
Q: Why are cats good at video games? A: Because they have nine lives!
Q: Why can’t a leopard hide? A: Because he’s always spotted!
Q: What song does a cat like best? A: Three Blind Mice.
Q: What game did the cat like to play with the mouse? A: Catch!
Q: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? A: To the mewseum
Q: Why did the cat go to medical school? A: To become a first aid kit
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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