Now that your big kid’s sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 20 great kid-friendly jokes to make your child laugh.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7, 8, 9.
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A: A tuba toothpaste.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza really great guy!
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? A: He wanted to go to high school.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting, squawking parrot. Interrupting, squawking parr- SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK!
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation? A: Pencil-vania.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? A: Because they might peel!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
After many years, a prisoner is finally released. He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!” A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m 4.”
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Which flower talks the most? A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible? A: His horse’s name is Friday!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go “moo!”
Q: What did 0 say to 8? A: Nice belt!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus? A: You’re a fun guy [fungi].
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby? A: He was a little hoarse.