ANIMAL JOKES – Duck Jokes

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Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn! ****************************************** Q: What do ducks get after they eat? A: A bill! ****************************************** Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks? A: A box of quackers! ****************************************** Q: Who stole the soap? A: The robber ducky! ****************************************** Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow? A: Quackers and Milk. ****************************************** Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks? A: A firequacker! ****************************************** Q: What’s another name for a clever duck? A: A wise quacker! duck-jokeDuck Jokes

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Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? A: Foul (fowl) weather. ****************************************** Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”? A: A duck with the hiccups ****************************************** Q: Why do ducks watch the news? A: For the feather forecast! ****************************************** Q: What has webbed feet and fangs? A: Count Duckula ****************************************** Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick? A: To the Ducktor ****************************************** Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner? A: I hope we Quack this case. ****************************************** Q: What did the duck say to the banker? A: My bill is bigger than yours. ****************************************** Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers? A: The outside! ****************************************** Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in? A: His Quackpack ****************************************** Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter? A: Because it was too far to walk. ****************************************** Q: Which animal grows down? A: A duck ****************************************** Q: Why did the duck cross the park? A: To get to the other slide. ****************************************** Q: What’s a Duckworth? A: I don’t know, what does a Henweigh? ****************************************** Q: How do you get down off a horse? A: You don’t get down off a horse… you get down off a duck. ****************************************** Customer: How much is that duck? Shopkeeper: Ten dollars. Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill? Shopkeeper: I’m sorry, but you’ll have to take the whole bird. ****************************************** A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them. The man yells “DUCK!!!!” and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells “MAN!!!!” ****************************************** A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Do you have any chapstick?” When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies, “Thanks, just put it on my bill.”

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