Chicken Jokes For Kids That Make You Laugh

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Chicken Jokes

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Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: To see his brother!

Q: What kind of chicken grows on a tree?

A: Poultry.

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?

A: It was stuck to the chicken!

Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?

A: To get to its other side!

Q: Why did the chicken join a band?

A: Because it already had drumsticks.

Q: How do you get a fat chick into bed?

A: Piece of Cake.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: He was a double-crosser!

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?

A: A cuckoo cluck!

Q: What do you call a smelly coward?

A: A funky chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because it is an independent female flightless bird.

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

A: She was tickled to death!

Q: Why don’t chickens like people?

A: They beat eggs!

Q: Why did the rooster run away?

A: He was chicken!

Q: What do chickens grow on?

A: Eggplants!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

A: Because talk is cheep!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A: A bird that lays down!

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