Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: To see his brother!
Q: What kind of chicken grows on a tree?
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken!
Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side!
Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it already had drumsticks.
Q: How do you get a fat chick into bed?
A: Piece of Cake.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: He was a double-crosser!
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!
Q: What do you call a smelly coward?
A: A funky chicken!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it is an independent female flightless bird.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.
Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!
Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!
Q: What do chickens grow on?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls
Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!