Chipmunk Jokes That Are Really Funny

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Chipmunk Jokes

Q: Why do chipmunks swim on there back?

A: To keep their nuts dry!

Q: Why did the chipmunk cross the road?

A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Q: Why was the chipmunk late for work?

A: Traffic was NUTS.

Q: How many chipmunks does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Actually, none because chipmunks only change bulbs that are NUT broken.

Q: Why does it take more than one chipmunk to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Because they’re so darn stupid!

Q: Why can’t you be friends with a chipmunk?

A: They drive everyone nuts.

Q: Why do Chip N Dale sit on their butts all day?

A: To keep their nuts dry!

Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?

A: A chipmunk.

Q: What do you call a chubby chipmunk?

A: Theodorable.

Q: Why shouldn’t you rape a tree?

A: There might be a chipmunk in there looking for nuts.

Q: Why don’t chipmunks wear skinny jeans?

A: Because their nuts won’t fit.

Q: How does Alvin the Chipmunk like to drive a car?

A: Fast and Furry-ous.

Q: Why did the chipmunk take apart the classic car?

A: To get down to the nuts and bolts.

Q: Why couldn’t the chipmunk eat the macadamia nut?

A: It was one tough nut to crack.

Q: Why shouldn’t you let Alvin drive a boat?

A: He’s likely to get Chipwrecked.

Q: What do you call 144 chipmunks in a box?

A: Gross!

Q: How do you catch a carpenter chipmunk (definition: a chipmunk that likes power tools)?

A: Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.

Q: How do you catch a chipmunk interested in ornithology?

A: Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch (Sitta carolinensis).

Q: How do you catch a Polynesian chipmunk?

A: Climb a tree and act like a coconut.

Q: How can you catch a gay chipmunk?

A: Climb a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).

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