Funny Disney Jokes That Make You Laugh


Disney Jokes


Q: Why did Mickey go into outerspace?

A: To find Pluto!

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?

A: Move fasta (Mufasa)

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?

A: A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

Q: Why doesn’t Moana have a man?

A: Hula cares!

Q: Why was Tigger in the toilet?

A: He was looking for Pooh!

Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?

A: ‘Cause she is in “Wonder”land.

Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?

A: Hunny!

Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?

A: An iPad Minnie!

Q: What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy’s!

Q: Where can you find a little mermaid?

A: Under the sea!

Q: What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?

A: Floor-E duh!

Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren’t ready yet?

A: Some Day My Prints Will come!

Q: What does Olaf eat for lunch?

A: Icebergers.

Q: What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?

A: Show me the honey.

Q: How does officer Judy Hopps stay in shape?

A: She does a lot of Hare-obics.

Q: Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle?

A: Yes, he’s a rabid fan.

Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

A: Because she always ran away from the ball!

Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?

A: Minnie Vans!

Q: What does Ariel like on her toast?

A: Mermalade!

Q: What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?

A: A lot. There were three movies.

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