Q: Why did Mickey go into outerspace?
A: To find Pluto!
Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
A: Move fasta (Mufasa)
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A: A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
Q: Why doesn’t Moana have a man?
A: Hula cares!
Q: Why was Tigger in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!
Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A: ‘Cause she is in “Wonder”land.
Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
A: An iPad Minnie!
Q: What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
Q: Where can you find a little mermaid?
A: Under the sea!
Q: What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?
A: Floor-E duh!
Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren’t ready yet?
A: Some Day My Prints Will come!
Q: What does Olaf eat for lunch?
Q: What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
A: Show me the honey.
Q: How does officer Judy Hopps stay in shape?
A: She does a lot of Hare-obics.
Q: Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle?
A: Yes, he’s a rabid fan.
Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she always ran away from the ball!
Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?
A: Minnie Vans!
Q: What does Ariel like on her toast?
Q: What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?
A: A lot. There were three movies.