Elephant Jokes That Make You Laugh


Elephant Jokes


What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What’s big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Why does the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

Because he is a party pooper.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the Elephant was having a day off!

I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch an elephant, you’ve seen a maul.

What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino. (HEll if I know)

What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?


Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom?

To get some nuts

What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

Mashed potatoes! What do elephants and trees have in common?

They both have big trunks!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!

Why did the elephants start a stampede?

Because the wanted to be herd.

What’s grey but turns red?

An embarrassed elephant!

What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden? Squash!

Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk!

What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?


What is an elephants favorite sport?


When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it’s a baby elephant!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?


Why did the elphant cross the road?

because the chicken wanted a day off.

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?

Because their trunks kept on falling down.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?

Peanut butter.

What can an elephant make that no other animal can make?

A baby elephant.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card!

Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.

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