Funny Bunny And Rabbit Jokes For Kids

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Funny Bunny And Rabbit Jokes For Kids

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Corny animal jokes

Q: How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail?

A: None, they’re all on the outside.

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Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?

A: The first Rabbit to lay and egg.

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Q: What’s the difference between a healthy bunny and an odd bunny?

A: One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!

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Q: What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?

A: The police had to comb the area.

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Q: What do you call a bunny transformer?

A: Hop-timus Prime

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Q: How do you get letter to a bunny?

A: Hare mail.

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Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it?

A: A rabbit hole.

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Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?

A: They both have cotton tails.

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Q: Did you hear about the rich bunny?

A: He was a millionhare!

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Q: Why did the bunny like the adventure?

A: It was a “hare-raising tail”

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Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?

A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.

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Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?

A: A hot cross bunny.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A: A bunny ribbit.

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Q: What do you call a happy bunny?

A: An Hop-timist.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?

A: A honey bunny.

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Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?

A: They both have big ears.

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Q: Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny?

A: Because it runs.

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Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?

A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.

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Q: What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?

A: A funny bunny!

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Q: How are bunnies like calculators?

A: They can multiply real fast!

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