Funny Kid Jokes That Are Really Funny

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Kid Jokes

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Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A: A taxi driver.

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Q: “How do you shoot a killer bee?”

A: “With a bee bee gun.”

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Q: How do you drown a Hipster?

A: In the mainstream.

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Q: How do you make holy water?

A: Boil the hell out of it!

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Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

A: It barked with de-light!

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Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?

A: A stamp.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus!

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Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them

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Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

A. Milk and quackers!

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Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?

A: Man, that hit the “spot.”

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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

A: A bulldozer!

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Q: What is the tallest building in the world?

A: The library! It has the most stories!

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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A: A waist of time

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Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?

A: Because it was not peeling well

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Q: Why is England the wettest country?

A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

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Q: Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A: He wanted cold hard cash!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

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Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?

A: Sunday, of course!

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Q: What bow can’t be tied?

A: A rainbow!

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Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

A: Spring time.

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Q: Where did the computer go to dance?

A: To a disc-o.

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Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?

A: A Bed

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Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.

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Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

A: To get a tweetment.

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Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A: A Clausterphobic

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