Funny Kids Jokes That’ll Get Them Laughing

Funny Kids Jokes That’ll Get Them Laughing


Jokes for kids to tell

Q: Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? A: To the baa-baa shop!

Q: What is a pirate’s favourite letter? A: Aaarrr!

Q: Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek? A: Because they’re always spotted!

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school? A: Because he though it was a HIGH school!

Q: What time do you go to the dentist? A: At tooth-hurty!

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

Q: What kind of button can you not undo? A: A belly button!

Q: What kind of keys can’t open locks? A: Monkeys! (or donkeys or turkeys!)

Q: What type of jam can’t be eaten? A: A traffic jam!

Q: Why can’t you trust atoms? A: They make up everything!

Q: What kind of witch do you find at the beach? A: A SANDwich!

Q: What keeps rock stars cool? A: Their fans!

Q: What has two hands but no arms? A: A clock!

Q: Where do cows like to go on the weekend? A: To the MOOvies!

Q: What do cows like to listen to on their headphones? A: MOOsic of course!

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was the best in his field!

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