Funny Spelling Jokes For Kids

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Spelling Jokes

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Q: “What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?”

A: “The C”

Q: “What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?”

A: “The Q. (queue)

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A: A teapot.

Q: When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?

A: Nobody new why.

Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?

A: Ton.

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?

A: None! None of them have “c”, “o”,”m” or “n” in them.

Q: How do you make seven even?

A: Remove the ‘s’

Q: Why can’t you find the letter X in Church?

A: Because it was X-communicated.

Q: What’s the difference between here and there?

A: The letter T.

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

A: Short

Q: What is the most important thing a witch needs to learn in school?

A: Spelling.

Q: What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

A: Rubber-band — because it streches.

Q: What is at the end of the world?

A: The letter ‘d’

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

A: Short

Q: What is the most important thing a witch needs to learn in school?

A: Spelling.

Q: What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

A: Rubber-band — because it streches.

Q: What is at the end of the world?

A: The letter ‘d’

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