Jokes And Humor For Kids Of All Ages
What did the painter say to the wall? I got you covered. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into it. What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet. Why did the class clown take a computer to her teacher? Her mom told her to bring an apple for her teacher. Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems. What did one penny say to another penny? We make cents. What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships. Why would Snow White make a great judge? Because she was the fairest in the land. How do you make a fire with two sticks? Make sure one is a match. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Day. What did Delaware? A New Jersey. What did the calculator say to the math student? You can count on me. How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it’s full. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal. How do they serve smart hamburgers? On honor rolls.