Q: What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
A: Elephino. (HEll if I know)
Q: What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 6 feet?
A: A rhino with spare parts!
Q: What did the grape say when the Rhinoceros stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: Why did the Rhino cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: What’s grey but turns red?
A: An embarrassed rhinoceros!
Q: When does a Rhino go “mooooo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What happens to a Rhinoceros during puberty?
A: He gets horny.
Q: What do you call a rhino in a phone booth?
Q: What is as big as a rhino but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
Q: What time is it when an rhino sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
Q. What do you get when you cross a Rhino with a garden?
Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
Q: What do you call a drunk white rhino?
A: A wino albino rhino.
Q: How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the fridge?
A: You cannot shut the door.
Q: What’s more amazing than a talking Rhino?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you call a Rhino with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!
Q: What do you call a slutty rhino?
A: a rhihoe.