Rhinoceros Jokes For Kids That Make You Laugh


Rhinoceros Jokes


Funny jokes for kids

Q: What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?

A: Elephino. (HEll if I know)

Q: What has 2 tails, 3 horns and 6 feet?

A: A rhino with spare parts!

Q: What did the grape say when the Rhinoceros stood on it?

A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Q: Why did the Rhino cross the road?

A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Q: What’s grey but turns red?

A: An embarrassed rhinoceros!

Q: When does a Rhino go “mooooo”?

A: When it is learning a new language!

Q: What happens to a Rhinoceros during puberty?

A: He gets horny.

Q: What do you call a rhino in a phone booth?

A: Stuck!

Q: What is as big as a rhino but weighs nothing?

A: Its shadow!

Q: What time is it when an rhino sits on your bed?

A: Time to get a new bed!

Q. What do you get when you cross a Rhino with a garden?

A. Squash!

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!

Q: What do you call a drunk white rhino?

A: A wino albino rhino.

Q: How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the fridge?

A: You cannot shut the door.

Q: What’s more amazing than a talking Rhino?

A: A spelling bee!

Q: What do you call a Rhino with a carrot in each ear?

A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Q: What do you call a slutty rhino?

A: a rhihoe.

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