School Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny

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School Jokes

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”

A: “You can’t tuna fish.”

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will Let it go.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?

A: your looking sharp.

Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?

A: Lettuce get together!

Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye?

A: the pupil

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogey in it!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

A: Swimming trunks.

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