Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.
Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: “Fleece Navidad!”
Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?
A: Don’t be silly – sheep can’t knit!
Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t?
A: A baaaa-boon!
Q: What do you call a dancing sheep?
A: A baa-lerina!
Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
A: A shhhheep!
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
A: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.
Q: Where did the sheep get a haircut?
A: The baa-baa shop!
Q: Where do sheep get their wool cut?
A: At the baa-baa shop!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
A: An animal that knits its own sweaters
Q: Where do sheeps take a bath?
A: In a baaaa-th tub!
Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?
A: Because she did a ewe-turn!
Q: Why couldn’t the little lamb play outside?
A: It was being baaaaaaaad!
Q: Where do sheep go when they die?
A: To the baa baa que.
Q: Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers?
A: They always make illegal ewe turns.
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: To the baaaaaahamas.
Q: What did the sheep want to do?
A: To wool the world.
Q: What do you call a religious sheep?
A: a baaaa=ptist. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly good jumper.
Q: What do you call sheep taking over France?
A: Baaaa-stile Day.
Q: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
A: A Lamborghini
Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
A: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Q: what is a sheep’s favourite food?
A: chocolate baar.
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