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Sheep Jokes

Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A: A Candy Baa.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Q: What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.

Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

A: “Fleece Navidad!”

Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?

A: Don’t be silly – sheep can’t knit!

Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t?

A: A baaaa-boon!

Q: What do you call a dancing sheep?

A: A baa-lerina!

Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?

A: A shhhheep!

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.

Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?

A: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.

Q: Where did the sheep get a haircut?

A: The baa-baa shop!

Q: Where do sheep get their wool cut?

A: At the baa-baa shop!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?

A: An animal that knits its own sweaters

Q: Where do sheeps take a bath?

A: In a baaaa-th tub!

Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?

A: Because she did a ewe-turn!

Q: Why couldn’t the little lamb play outside?

A: It was being baaaaaaaad!

Q: Where do sheep go when they die?

A: To the baa baa que.

Q: Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers?

A: They always make illegal ewe turns.

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?

A: To the baaaaaahamas.

Q: What did the sheep want to do?

A: To wool the world.

Q: What do you call a religious sheep?

A: a baaaa=ptist. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly good jumper.

Q: What do you call sheep taking over France?

A: Baaaa-stile Day.

Q: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A: A Lamborghini

Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

A: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

Q: what is a sheep’s favourite food?

A: chocolate baar.

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