Funny Spider Jokes For Kids
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it!
Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!
Why can you never trust spiders?
Because they post stuff on the web.
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
A spinning wheel!
What do geeky spiders like to do?
What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel?
A bug that will run up your leg and eat your nuts.
What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
Four anti road protesters?
What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?
What do you call a spider working at a law firm?
A Spin Doctor.
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Why can’t spiders become pilots?
Because they only know how to tailspin.
Why are spiders bad at driving?
Cause they always spin out.
What do you get when you cross spiders and corn?
What does a spider do inside your ear?
It makes your head spin.
What part of a computer does a spider use?
What do you call a big irish spider?
Paddy long legs!
What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!