Spring jokes one liner that make you laugh

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Spring Jokes

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When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During Ape-ril showers!

Can February March?

No, but April May!

Why is everyone so tired on April 1?

Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring-time! What flowers grow on faces?

Tulips (Two-lips)!

Why are trees very forgiving?

Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

Why is the letter A like a flower?

A bee (B) comes after it!

When do people start using their trampoline?

Spring-Time

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A hot cross bunny

What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lily!

What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?

Hop Suey!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

Two points just like everybody!

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