The Funniest Duck Jokes For Kids Ever

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The Funniest Duck Jokes For Kids Ever

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Corny animal jokes

Q: At what time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?

A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus

Q: Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem?

A: He was a quackhead.

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?

A: A robber ducky.

Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner?

A: “Let’s quack this case!”

Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?

A: “I hope I didn’t quack any!”

Q: What did the duck say when the waitress came?

A: Put it on my bill!

Q: What do you get when a duck bends over?

A: It’s Buttquack

Q: Why are ducks bad drivers?

A: Their windshields are qwacked.

Q: How do ducks talk?

A: They don’t You Quack.

Q: Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel?

A: It was one tough nut to quack.

Q: Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?

A: He was a lame duck.

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?

A: A bill!

Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?

A: It quacks up

Q: What do you call a duck on drugs?

A: a quackhead

Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?

A: To the ducktor!

Q: How do you make a duck sing soul music?

A: Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers

Q: Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

A: Because they would quack up!

Q: What did the drug diller say to the duck?

A: Are you on quack?

Q: Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?

A: Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes!

Q: What does a duck get after he eats?

A: A bill

Q: What do ducks have with soup?

A: Quackers!

Q: What do ducks watch on TV?

A: Duck-umentaries!

Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?

A: Count Duckula!

Q: What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?

A: A box of quackers!

Q: What happens when Donald Duck flies upside down?

A: He quacks up!

Q: What is a chick’s favorite drink?

A: Peepsi!

Q: Did you hear about the prostitute that thought she was a duck? A: She charged 7 dollars a quack. Q: What did the duck eat for snack?

A: Salted Quackers!

Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything?

A: Duck Tape.

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.

Q: Why did the duck go to the bank?

A: Because he wanted to get a new bill.

Q: What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?

A: A Christmas Quacker.

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