Yo Mama Movie Jokes
Yo mama so fat the sorting hat put her in all four houses.
Yo momma so dirty she spent a Night at the Museum and archaeologists needed to unearth all the artifacts.
Yo momma so fat she volunteered for the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them.
Yo mama so stupid and easy she had sex with Kevin Hart and now she believes she can “Think Like A Man Too” Yo mama so dumb after watching “Gone Girl”, she was glad it had a happy ending.
Yo mama so awkward and clumsy she makes Napoleon Dynamite look like James Bond.
Yo mama so dumb she turned down the part of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines.
Yo momma is so old that she knew “The Rock” when he was just a pebble.
Yo mama so ugly that Voldemort won’t even say her name.
Yo mama so short, she was rejected by the munchkins AND the Oompa-Loompas!
Yo mama so fat and ugly the only letters in the alphabet she knows is D.U.F.F.
Yo momma so ugly she has the breath of an Orc, the face of a dwarf, and the feet of a hobbit.
Yo mama is so fat she tried out for the Indiana Jones movie and got the part as the rolling boulder
Yo mama so fat she can do the truffle shuffle better than Chunk in “The Goonies”
Yo mamma so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot…..and now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo momma so ugly we thought the Grinch was coming early.